I’ll begin with a question for you, dear readers:
What do you do when: You have a pretty decent date who is wearing a custom suit and looks pretty legit, but then you notice he’s dressed in these and you feel like vomiting instantly?
I shit you not, people! This guy (affectionately and unfortunately will be referred to as “Velcro” from here on) was sporting a custom-made suit and geriatric, velcro shoes. These shoes are probably the ugliest men’s